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Unisex - All Aboard the Crazy Train - Softblend T-Shirt
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Some families take relaxing vacations. Yours? You’re boarding the crazy train... I mean... cruise. Same thing, really.
This tee is for every parent who’s just trying to keep the crew together long enough to make it through muster drill without a meltdown. It’s funny, honest, and instantly relatable to anyone who’s ever packed up the chaos and set sail anyway.
With bold Family at Sea flair front and center, this shirt is soft, breathable, and built for cruise life. Wear it during embarkation day, group photos, or any moment you want to set expectations low.
Fit Tip: Softblend has a slightly fitted cut. If you’re between sizes or planning to hit the late-night buffet with no regrets, go ahead and size up.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Family at Sea Merch
- Email: contact@support.merch.familyatsea.travel
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Unisex - All Aboard the Crazy Train - Softblend T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|